6 Dildo Limit!
It is illegal to promote the use of or own more than 6 dildos! We think everyone woman should own at least six and it should be a crime not to!
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY
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SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY
� 43.21. Definitions
(a) In this subchapter:
(1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that:
(A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex;
(B) depicts or describes:
(i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of ultimate sexual acts, normal or perverted, actual or simulated, including sexual intercourse, sodomy, and sexual bestiality; or
(ii) patently offensive representations or descriptions of masturbation, excretory functions, sadism, masochism, lewd exhibition of the genitals, the male or female genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal, covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state or a device designed and marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital organs; and
(C) taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value.
(2) “Material” means anything tangible that is capable of being used or adapted to arouse interest, whether through the medium of reading, observation, sound, or in any other manner, but does not include an actual three dimensional obscene device.
(3) “Performance” means a play, motion picture, dance, or other exhibition performed before an audience.
(4) “Patently offensive” means so offensive on its face as to affront current community standards of decency.
(5) “Promote” means to manufacture, issue, sell, give, provide, lend, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish, distribute, circulate, disseminate, present, exhibit, or advertise, or to offer or agree to do the same.
(6) “Wholesale promote” means to manufacture, issue, sell, provide, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish, distribute, circulate, disseminate, or to offer or agree to do the same for purpose of resale.
(7) “Obscene device” means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.
(b) If any of the depictions or descriptions of sexual conduct described in this section are declared by a court of competent jurisdiction to be unlawfully included herein, this declaration shall not invalidate this section as to other patently offensive sexual conduct included herein.
Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, � 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1975, 64th Leg., p. 372, ch. 163, � 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1975; Acts 1979, 66th Leg., p. 1974, ch. 778, � 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1979; Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, � 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.
� 43.23. Obscenity
(a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.
(b) An offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.
(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:
(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or
(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.
(d) An offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.
(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.
(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.
(g) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this section that the person who possesses or promotes material or a device proscribed by this section does so for a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose.
Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, � 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1979, 66th Leg., p. 1975, ch. 778, � 2, eff. Sept. 1, 1979; Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, � 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.
Related Stupid Laws, Crazy Laws, and just plain Stupid Laws:
- Your dildos can’t look real!
- No drinking beer while buying a dildo
- It’s illegal to have more then 2 dildos in a house
- Vibrator’s are illegal in Texas
- 16 Women per house limit!
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and just for that i’m buying 5 more
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melissa
August 3, 2012
again it’s just one of those laws that don’t mean shit
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melissa
August 3, 2012
where would one put the third dildo anyway! i think it is a great law! phil i am sorry this law has gotten you so bothered, it looks like you cant move to texas!
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michael ballard
April 26, 2011
This law came about when a lady mormon legislator heard about dildos and said that they had no purpose other than to molest children. A number of people offered to show her another way to use them.
The 6 limit is to prevent stores from stocking them for sale. This law is clearly unconstitutional.
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phil
October 9, 2010
belemorte said-”why the hell would someone need to own six or more dildos?”
Why would anyone need six or more guns? Yet they’re legal.
Dildos not guns!!!!!!!
Actually there are way more than 6 dildos in the Texas State government. In fact they would have to import non-dildos just to convene the legislature.
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dmom
July 23, 2010
If it were illegal they wouldn’t be sold. unless you are parading them in plain sight noone will know how many you have.
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cmoney
May 29, 2010
Actually, the Texas Obscenity Statue was struck down 2 years ago, and the Appelate Court has upheld its ruling. I haven’t seen a huge dent in the adult novelty industry in my area, though. People are still a little scared from the regular police raids on adult stores every election year in Beaumont. It always made the news.
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Daniel
May 17, 2010
This one is just too funny!!! They can take my dildo when they pry it from my cold, dead ….. uh, … hands!!
Why are they allowed to be sold here if we can’t have em? These must be a bunch of old tight-ass Baptists that passed this law….
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Cathy
November 14, 2009
This law was intended for the independant sales representative of the suprise party ladies and candlelight parties. Apparentley a cop with high authority was sitting on his high horse that day when he pulled one of these workers over and was deeply offended when he searched her car…… gotta love the “bible belt” area
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hereiam Reply:
June 11th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
i figured some guy got up tight cuz he couldnt get it up and his wife liked her dildos more then him. or she shared them with friends.. opps there goes another law..
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Kari
September 7, 2009
Damn..I already broken this law, the dildos cant look real law and the vibrator law. xD
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Shy..
August 2, 2009
why the hell would someone need to own six or more dildos? and then, why can’t you own a vibrator, or have a real looking dildo? haha. wow?
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bellemorte
June 14, 2009